Source: cellorama
SCP-1545: Larry the Loving Llama
SCP-1545 is a two-person llama costume wearing galoshes. SCP-1545 can be opened along its midsection. Its interior is consistent with an average costume of its type, with space for two people, one with their legs in the rear legs, bending over into the midsection, and the other standing in the front with their two legs in the costume’s front legs, standing straight up through the costume’s neck. A tag near the costume’s rear refers to it as “Larry the Loving Llama.”
SCP-1545’s anomalous effects do not become apparent until it is worn. Subjects wearing SCP-1545 will become extremely “in character”, with the frontal person speaking as if they were “Larry the Loving Llama” and the rearward person performing various jigs. SCP-1545 behaves in an extremely docile manner.
Subjects inside SCP-1545 are not physically able to exit SCP-1545 without being pulled out, and show no desire to do so, although they will not resist removal. Unless forcefully removed from SCP-1545, subjects will continuously act as “Larry the Loving Llama” until they expire. Subjects with a dead partner will still act as their appropriate half until they also expire. Removed subjects show memory of their time within SCP-1545; however, they show no knowledge of its anomalous properties. Subjects do not show any negative attitude towards their time inside SCP-1545, instead behaving as if their actions were typical.
SCP-1545 was discovered by authorities in [REDACTED] in an abandoned suburban home. Victims had died from dehydration. Autopsy indicated that the rearward operator had died 1 day earlier, and had severe bruising on her body from being dragged throughout the household by the frontal partner. SCP-1545 was confiscated by Foundation personnel after its anomalous properties had been discovered. Class-A amnesiacs were administered.
Additional audio interviews can be found in the main file here.
(via tododeygulash)
Source: scp-wiki.net
SCP-261: Pan-dimensional Vending
SCP-261 appears to be a large black vending machine with no glass panel and a keypad on the right side. It was found Yokohama, Japan and its origins are unknown. When money is placed into SCP-261 and a three-digit number is entered on the keypad, SCP-261 will vend a random item.he number entered on the keypad has no effect on the item vended, nor has any pattern been detected. Items are always some form of “snack food”, and typically have bright, attention-grabbing packaging. If SCP-261 is used several times in a short period of time, is used while unpowered, and/or large amounts of money are entered before an item is vended, SCP-261 will start to dispense bizarre items. While still “food”, their suitability for human consumption is often non-existent. A full log of objects vended can be found here.
This is my favorite one.
I do really love the pan dimensional vending machine.
I just read the whole thing. I love it. Very Hitchhiker’s Guide.
Money entered: 0 yen (pushed “coin return” button)
SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered
Item description: A single “zero yen” coin deposited into change return slot. Coin is pressed out of pot metal, reverse face depicts a smiling Ronald McDonald.Money entered: 0 yen (pushed “coin return” button)
SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Unpowered
Item description: Red aluminum can labelled simply “Stop That” in block letters, intermittent buzzing heard from within can as if coming from a large, angry insect. Subject declined to open container.DUDE
Money entered: 500 yen
SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Unpowered
Item description: Bertie Botts Amusing Everycolor Beans — A package of ca. 24 jellybeans in a variety of bright colors, including mixed and some that are not known to occur on Earth. When eaten, caused the color of all body hair to permanently change to that of the bean. As a result, subjects’ hair is now a flat shade of banana yellow and of sky blue. Packaging in English.BERTIE BOTTS MOTHER FUCKER
REAL BERTIE BOTTS
woah this is a really cool story.
(via boundoveryonder)
Source: scp-wiki.net
reblog if you think the girl on the left is prettier than the one on the right <33
I just can’t take my eyes off the one on the left
(via squidstrings)
Source: chihirofujisak1
I’m getting into the season!
Here is a set of SCP themed Valentines for all of you foundation members!Beautiful!
I have been waiting for this my whole life.
(via cuttlefishdoctors)
Source: elusiveillustrator
SCP-354: The Red Pool
SCP-354 is a pool of red liquid located in northern Canada. The liquid is similar in consistency to human blood but is non-biological in nature. The density of the liquid increases proportionally with depth. Periodically, entities emerge from the pool and attempt to escape from the enclosure. Thusfar, nearly all creatures emerging from SCP-354 have been extremely hostile and highly dangerous. A log of entities which have emerged from SCP-354 can be found on the main article. One attempt at exploring the pool has been made. A log of the exploration can be found here.
(via akurster)
Source: thescpfoundation
i just downloaded scp containment breach and i may or may not tamper with the files
I TAMPERED WITH THE FILES
(via isyomarukiyotaka)
Source: rustboro
Item #: SCP-789-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-789-J is kept in my toilet and only i can talk to it
Description: SCP-789-J is a ghost that is a face. it lives in a toilet and it talks to you while you poop. then when you poop it goes “no stop aaaa-” and then stops because there is poop in its mouth.
SCP-789-J travels around in butts. you can only get rid of it by wiping. that is the moral of the story.
sometimes it kills other butts and makes them butt ghosts too. but it is always lonely because it is a butt ghost.
Addendum: if you fall in the toilet, it eats your butt.


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SCP-1545: Larry the Loving Llama
SCP-1545 is a two-person llama costume wearing galoshes. SCP-1545 can be opened along its midsection. Its interior is consistent with an average costume of its type, with space for two people, one with their legs in the rear legs, bending over into the midsection, and the other standing in the front with their two legs in the costume’s front legs, standing straight up through the costume’s neck. A tag near the costume’s rear refers to it as “Larry the Loving Llama.”
SCP-1545’s anomalous effects do not become apparent until it is worn. Subjects wearing SCP-1545 will become extremely “in character”, with the frontal person speaking as if they were “Larry the Loving Llama” and the rearward person performing various jigs. SCP-1545 behaves in an extremely docile manner.
Subjects inside SCP-1545 are not physically able to exit SCP-1545 without being pulled out, and show no desire to do so, although they will not resist removal. Unless forcefully removed from SCP-1545, subjects will continuously act as “Larry the Loving Llama” until they expire. Subjects with a dead partner will still act as their appropriate half until they also expire. Removed subjects show memory of their time within SCP-1545; however, they show no knowledge of its anomalous properties. Subjects do not show any negative attitude towards their time inside SCP-1545, instead behaving as if their actions were typical.
SCP-1545 was discovered by authorities in [REDACTED] in an abandoned suburban home. Victims had died from dehydration. Autopsy indicated that the rearward operator had died 1 day earlier, and had severe bruising on her body from being dragged throughout the household by the frontal partner. SCP-1545 was confiscated by Foundation personnel after its anomalous properties had been discovered. Class-A amnesiacs were administered.
Additional audio interviews can be found in the main file here.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/660cc940e1d3c1b9cfbcf15ac6f18b41/tumblr_mjtrxj7Y961roceedo1_1280.jpg)





